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💜 Smells Like Abandonment – Funny Lavender Scented Candle for Coworkers, Friends & Bosses Leaving
Saying goodbye doesn’t have to be all tears—sometimes, it smells like lavender and laughter! Our going away gift candle is the ultimate farewell gift for coworkers, friends, or bosses heading off to a new job, retirement, or a new city. Whether you're shopping for a coworker leaving gift, a moving away gift for a friend, or a funny retirement candle for women, this is the perfect way to say “we’ll miss you... kind of.”
Made with premium soy wax and a relaxing lavender scent, this candle burns for 35+ hours—plenty of time for them to reflect on all the memories, inside jokes, and meetings that could’ve been emails.
✅ Why It’s the Perfect Goodbye Gift:
🔥 Hilariously relatable – “Smells like abandonment” and “Not your problem anymore” labels hit just right
🎁 Perfect for anyone leaving – Great for coworkers, bosses, employees, or friends moving or retiring
💼 Fits any occasion – Works as a farewell gift, new job gift, retirement gift, or even a moving away gift
💜 Calming lavender scent – Soothes the stress of their new job (or your grief from being left behind!)
⏳ Long-lasting burn time – 35+ hours of cozy, sarcastic ambianceWhether you’re looking for a goodbye gift for coworkers women, a coworker leaving gift for men, or a cute moving away gift, this candle checks all the boxes: funny, thoughtful, and totally unforgettable.
